Abe Lincoln
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This one takes a bit of work. Get a girl from behind, and when you're about to blow your load, pull off the ol' Donkey Punch, so that you knock her out. Turn her over, and blow your load on her face. Next, shave off all of her pubic hair, and apply it to her face in the shape of a beard. Adorn her with a top hat, and then show your friends (or just take a Polaroid).
See Also
- Alan Titchmarsh's Stroller
- Anal Boot
- Angry Dragon
- Australian Death Grip
- Bargoyle
- Barry Manilows Saggy Crown Jewels
- Bernard Manning's Morning Toast
- Bismark
- Blumpkin
- Boston City Barrel Roll
- Bronco
- Brunswick
- Butt Rodeo
- Cajun Hot Stick
- Chili Chopper
- Cincinnati Bowtie
- Clitourist
- Club Sped
- Cold Faithful
- Cold Lunch
- Corn Dog
- Couch Bombing
- Coyote
- Cracker Jack
- David Copperfield
- Devil's Doorknob
- Dirty River
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dog In A Bathtub
- Donkey Punch
- Double Fishhook
- Dutch Oven
- Eiffel Tower
- Errol Flynn
- Esplanade
- Esther Rantzen's Egg Shell
- Felching
- Finch
- Flaming Amazon
- Flaming Pele
- Flatulence
- Flying Camel
- Fountain Of You
- Fumilingus
- Furry Friend
- Gary Lineker's Hairy Spinaker
- Gaylord Perry
- Glass Bottom Boat
- Glemmie
- Golden Fabio
- Grand Pappy Smash
- Hot Karl
- Hot Kyle
- Houdini
- Intoxicourse
- Jackboot Stamp
- Jelly Doughnut
- The Jester's Jump
- Kansas City Coalmine
- Kurt Russell's Purple Eyepatch
- Legal Seafood Delight
- Lucky Pierre
- Manual Deconstipation
- Mr Furley
- Mr. Miyagi/Karate Kid
- Mr. Roper
- Mung
- Mung Dynasty
- Napa Valley Shoeshine
- New York Style Taco
- Nixon
- Old Jism Trail
- One Armed Bandit
- One-Eyed Pirate
- Orange County Shuffle
- Pearl Necklace
- Pile Driver
- Pink Glove
- Play Through
- Post Poodum Syndrome
- The Prime Minister
- Purple Mushroom
- Ray Bans
- Rear Admiral
- Red River Ranger
- Relative Humidity
- Rusty Anchor
- Rusty Trombone
- Sandbag
- Sandpiper
- Scarlet Wallpaper
- Screwnicorn
- Scooby Snacks
- Seargent/Colonel Perkins
- Shish Cabob
- Shocker
- Shrimping
- Sir Markowitz
- Smoking Pole
- Snowball
- Snowmobile
- Split Pissonality
- Stovepiping
- Stranger
- Stuffcking
- Tea Bag
- The Moonraker Landing
- The Munchkin Rotisserie
- The Peg Leg Pete
- The Pearl River Plunger
- Toothpasting
- Topeka Destroyer
- Tossing Salad
- Tuna Melt
- Turkey Shoot
- Upper Deck
- Valsalva
- Vegetarian Hot Lunch
- Walking the Dirty Dog
- Western Grip
- Woody Woodpecker
- Zombie Mask
