Nixon

Tell your buddies you're taking some dirty skank to your room to lay the smack down on. Start doing her doggy style, with her facing the door. When your friends burst in some 5 minutes later, put your hands up, do 2 peace signs and say "I AM NOT A CROOK!"

See Also

• Abe Lincoln
• Alan Titchmarsh's Stroller
• Anal Boot
• Angry Dragon
• Australian Death Grip
• Bargoyle
• Barry Manilows Saggy Crown Jewels
• Bernard Manning's Morning Toast
• Boston City Barrel Roll
• Bronco
• Brunswick
• Butt Rodeo
• Cajun Hot Stick
• Chili Chopper
• Clitourist
• Club Sped
• Cold Lunch
• Corn Dog
• Couch Bombing
• Coyote
• Cracker Jack
• David Copperfield
• Devil's Doorknob
• Dirty River
• Dirty Sanchez
• Dog In A Bathtub
• Donkey Punch
• Double Fishhook
• Dutch Oven
• Eiffel Tower
• Errol Flynn
• Esplanade
• Esther Rantzen's Egg Shell
• Felching
• Fickle Finger of Fate
• Finch
• Flaming Amazon
• Flaming Pele
• Flatulence
• Flying Camel
• Fountain Of You
• Fumilingus
• Furry Friend
• Gary Lineker's Hairy Spinaker
• Gaylord Perry
• Gift of the Gab
• Glass Bottom Boat
• Glemmie
• Golden Fabio
• Grand Pappy Smash
• Hot Karl
• Hot Kyle
• Houdini
• Intoxicourse
• Jackboot Stamp
• Jelly Doughnut
• The Jester's Jump
• Kansas City Coalmine
• Kurt Russell's Purple Eyepatch
• Last Ditch Effort
• Legal Seafood Delight
• Lucky Pierre
• Manual Deconstipation
• Molotov Cocktail
• Mr Furley
• Mr. Miyagi/Karate Kid
• Mr. Roper
• Mung
• Mung Dynasty
• Napa Valley Shoeshine
• New York Style Taco
• Nixon
• Old Jism Trail
• One Armed Bandit
• One-Eyed Pirate
• Orange County Shuffle
• Pearl Necklace
• Pile Driver
• Pink Glove
• Play Through
• Post Poodum Syndrome
• The Prime Minister
• Purple Mushroom
• Ray Bans
• Rear Admiral
• Red River Ranger
• Relative Humidity
• Ringwald's Fiery Flamehaired Fishcakes
• Rusty Anchor
• Rusty Trombone
• Sandbag
• Sandpiper
• Scarlet Wallpaper
• Screwnicorn
• Scooby Snacks
• Seargent/Colonel Perkins
• Shish Cabob
• Shocker
• Shrimping
• Sir Markowitz
• Smoking Pole
• Snowball
• Snowmobile
• Spitting Image
• Split Pissonality
• Stick in the Mud
• Stovepiping
• Stranger
• Stuffcking
• Tea Bag
• The Moonraker Landing
• The Munchkin Rotisserie
• The Peg Leg Pete
• The Pearl River Plunger
• Tom Selleck's Tool Grinder
• The Toothless Badger
• Toothpasting
• Topeka Destroyer
• Tossing Salad
• Tuna Melt
• Turkey Shoot
• Upper Deck
• Valsalva
• Vegetarian Hot Lunch
• Walking the Dirty Dog
• Western Grip
• Woody Woodpecker
• Zombie Mask