Couch Bombing

When you fill a small Ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy it dinner first.

See Also

• Abe Lincoln
• Alan Titchmarsh's Stroller
• Anal Boot
• Angry Dragon
• Australian Death Grip
• Bargoyle
• Barry Manilows Saggy Crown Jewels
• Bernard Manning's Morning Toast
• Boston City Barrel Roll
• Bronco
• Brunswick
• Butt Rodeo
• Cajun Hot Stick
• Chili Chopper
• Clitourist
• Club Sped
• Cold Lunch
• Corn Dog
• Couch Bombing
• Coyote
• Cracker Jack
• David Copperfield
• Devil's Doorknob
• Dirty River
• Dirty Sanchez
• Dog In A Bathtub
• Donkey Punch
• Double Fishhook
• Dutch Oven
• Eiffel Tower
• Errol Flynn
• Esplanade
• Esther Rantzen's Egg Shell
• Felching
• Fickle Finger of Fate
• Finch
• Flaming Amazon
• Flaming Pele
• Flatulence
• Flying Camel
• Fountain Of You
• Fumilingus
• Furry Friend
• Gary Lineker's Hairy Spinaker
• Gaylord Perry
• Gift of the Gab
• Glass Bottom Boat
• Glemmie
• Golden Fabio
• Grand Pappy Smash
• Hot Karl
• Hot Kyle
• Houdini
• Intoxicourse
• Jackboot Stamp
• Jelly Doughnut
• The Jester's Jump
• Kansas City Coalmine
• Kurt Russell's Purple Eyepatch
• Last Ditch Effort
• Legal Seafood Delight
• Lucky Pierre
• Manual Deconstipation
• Molotov Cocktail
• Mr Furley
• Mr. Miyagi/Karate Kid
• Mr. Roper
• Mung
• Mung Dynasty
• Napa Valley Shoeshine
• New York Style Taco
• Nixon
• Old Jism Trail
• One Armed Bandit
• One-Eyed Pirate
• Orange County Shuffle
• Pearl Necklace
• Pile Driver
• Pink Glove
• Play Through
• Post Poodum Syndrome
• The Prime Minister
• Purple Mushroom
• Ray Bans
• Rear Admiral
• Red River Ranger
• Relative Humidity
• Ringwald's Fiery Flamehaired Fishcakes
• Rusty Anchor
• Rusty Trombone
• Sandbag
• Sandpiper
• Scarlet Wallpaper
• Screwnicorn
• Scooby Snacks
• Seargent/Colonel Perkins
• Shish Cabob
• Shocker
• Shrimping
• Sir Markowitz
• Smoking Pole
• Snowball
• Snowmobile
• Spitting Image
• Split Pissonality
• Stick in the Mud
• Stovepiping
• Stranger
• Stuffcking
• Tea Bag
• The Moonraker Landing
• The Munchkin Rotisserie
• The Peg Leg Pete
• The Pearl River Plunger
• Tom Selleck's Tool Grinder
• The Toothless Badger
• Toothpasting
• Topeka Destroyer
• Tossing Salad
• Tuna Melt
• Turkey Shoot
• Upper Deck
• Valsalva
• Vegetarian Hot Lunch
• Walking the Dirty Dog
• Western Grip
• Woody Woodpecker
• Zombie Mask