Blumpkin

You need to find a real tramp to do this right. The blumpkin involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Proper blumpkin etiquette calls for regular courtesy flushes.

Variations

• When a man (or a woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman while she's taking a dump, this is known as the Seventh Day of Christmas.

See Also

• Angry Dragon
• Bronco
• Cincinnati Bowtie
• Cleveland Steamer
• Club Sped
• Cold Lunch
• Couch Bombing
• Coyote
• Dirty River
• Dirty Sanchez
• Dog in a bathtub
• Donkey Punch
• Dutch Oven
• Flying Camel
• Hot Lunch
• Mung
• Pearl Necklace
• Rear Admiral
• Relative Humidity
• Sandbag
• Shocker
• Snowball
• Stranger
• Tea Bag
• Tossing Salad
• Upper Decker