Kurt Russell's Purple Eyepatch
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Kurt Russell's Purple Eyepatch is when a girl is accidentally smacked in the eye by an erect penis and gets a black eye as the result, slightly resembling the visage of Russell as Snake Pliskin in "Escape from New York". In that movie the actor famously, and iconically, wore a dark eye patch.
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- Anal Boot
- Angry Dragon
- Australian Death Grip
- Bargoyle
- Barry Manilows Saggy Crown Jewels
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- Boston City Barrel Roll
- Bronco
- Brunswick
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- David Copperfield
- Devil's Doorknob
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- Kansas City Coalmine
- Kurt Russell's Purple Eyepatch
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