Helen Keller

Another sex practice introduced by the Legendary IamRob of Freak Safari.

Executing a Helen Keller can be extremely tricky. However, the benefits far outweigh the process. If you're new at this, I recommend not jerking off for a good week prior to the event, in order to build up at least a solid five roper money shot. You will waste a lot, so it’s good to have extra.

The goal is to shoot your load on three major parts: ears, eyes, and mouth.

Treat your load as you would Elmer’s Glue, and glue every part shut.

Shoot in her eyes. At this point she will start to complain; this is when you will want to glue her mouth shut with your spunk. While she’s still trying to process what just happened, get the remainder in her ears.