Golden Fabio

Contestant 1 (male or female) consumes 15 TBSP's of cheap margarine no fewer than 2 hours before the event. Upon immanent percolation, Contestant 2 (male) inserts erect junk into the asshole of Contestant 1. Contestant 1 tries to squeeze his or her ass together hard enough to force the shit into the pee hole of Contestant 2.

Side note: There really is no loser, making the contest not much of a contest. Although, 50 pts are awarded to Contestant 1 in the event of a hepatitis transfer. A or C only.

aka I can't believe it's not butter