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Yep, Midget sex, harry feet and all. Join our hero Dildo Baggins, the halfling with a quest; obtain the clit of power, and cast it into the fires of Mt. Dick. But this is no small task, as he must first fuck elves, horse maidens, various types of watery tarts, and the ever-persistent minions of Evil that constantly pursue our hero. Also for the sake of gimmicks, Dildo's trusty blade "Dink" glows blue when pussy is near!!! Enjoy. | Yep, Midget sex, harry feet and all. Join our hero Dildo Baggins, the halfling with a quest; obtain the clit of power, and cast it into the fires of Mt. Dick. But this is no small task, as he must first fuck elves, horse maidens, various types of watery tarts, and the ever-persistent minions of Evil that constantly pursue our hero. Also for the sake of gimmicks, Dildo's trusty blade "Dink" glows blue when pussy is near!!! Enjoy. -Skoog | ||
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Latest revision as of 02:29, 19 November 2008
Yep, Midget sex, harry feet and all. Join our hero Dildo Baggins, the halfling with a quest; obtain the clit of power, and cast it into the fires of Mt. Dick. But this is no small task, as he must first fuck elves, horse maidens, various types of watery tarts, and the ever-persistent minions of Evil that constantly pursue our hero. Also for the sake of gimmicks, Dildo's trusty blade "Dink" glows blue when pussy is near!!! Enjoy. -Skoog
